ESP teacher/ college kid by day, Netflix marathoner by night. 19.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

(Source: shittime)

niallerslobster:

this shirt is hella cute don’t fight me

niallerslobster:

this shirt is hella cute don’t fight me

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(Source: )

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

(Source: nudeunderwater)

paravic:

"Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right."  - Jack Barakat.

paravic:

"Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right." 
- Jack Barakat.

(Source: humorstop)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

(Source: pinterest.com)

irwinelgortwatersstyles:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

those are cows, washed and blow dried.

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

surprisebitch:

danny’s dick game was so strong

(Source: genandhisqueen)